Tonight at our regularly scheduled second dinner (like a Hobbits third breakfast), I got to live in the presence of real Olympic royalty. That's right, TJ Malone and Kevin Prahl.

Real Splits. Real Men.

Right in the middle of Buffalo Wild Wings, with the Olympics game being broadcast on half the televisions in there, these two got down in the floor and gave us both their best split. I should have gotten their autograph.